{"product_id":"die-cut-stickers-dtf","title":"Cute Funny Die-Cut Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🌸 New driver. Zero chill. Full sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis isn't a polite little \"student driver, please be patient\" sign — it's a warning label. Wrapped in a deceptively sweet floral wreath, this sticker lulls you into a false sense of security before hitting you with the truth: it's me, I'm baby, and I will absolutely brake for no reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✨ Perfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eNew drivers who'd rather be funny than apologetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eA gag gift for someone who just got their license (and everyone's a little scared)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAnyone who wants people behind them to know exactly what they're in for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCute-girl aesthetic on the outside, unhinged energy on the inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e📏 Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMaterial: transparent film\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePrinted using Direct to Film (DTF) technology \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDurable against scratches, water \u0026amp; sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e16 sizes to choose from\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAvailable as 1 piece or in bundles of 5, 10 or 25 pieces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePlease note: These DTF stickers have a very strong permanent adhesive and the clear application film is also very sticky. These stickers aren't suitable for applying onto paper, cardboard, or soft-touch surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10\" × 10\" \/ 1 pc \/ Transparent","offer_id":49846355132658,"sku":"20962590758912922335","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0841\/8394\/1362\/files\/16917264537445671517_2048.jpg?v=1784995012","url":"https:\/\/www.velorafinds.org\/products\/die-cut-stickers-dtf","provider":"Velora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}